Famous quotes dating violence

It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it? Time's fun when you're having flies Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock! It can't rain all the time For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning You want to buy a magical chia pet? How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress? In empty spaces I twist and talk, and come down with the roar of thunder Oh, my God! If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else. A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model. "So, we're doing some restructuring and looking into changes to our pay progression. " "Generally speaking, the people at the top tend to make more than the people lower down." For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool. Cthulhu saves our souls and redeems them for valuable coupons later. Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on. It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull. My favorite food is squirrel, but I want to fight with glory. I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it. Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line! You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye. The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy! I never remember a face, but I always forget a name. Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity. Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life. It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass. Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises. The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Only the lavender prairie dogs know the key to unlock the secret of the tumble-weeds. The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon. I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife. Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers ALL FANATICS MUST DIE! I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist Hey, I have an idea! I'm not wearing any underwear Time is a plaything for children and fools. Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something? Our cause is a secret within a secret, a secret that only another secret can explain; it is a secret about a secret veiled by a secret. it's just a spot of dirt in the middle of your forehead. Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman. We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos. Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife!

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